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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Euro Squad Bombs Prague

It's just one tour after another on this website. We've been back about 3 days now and I'm pretty sure the Euroness has left me unscarred, although only time will truly tell. I certainly prefer bathing without naked Germans anyway. As I've already mentioned Tommy and I had our cameras stolen from the hostel on the very first night. Obviously that sucks, but I was pretty stoked with how everyone kind of got on with things and didn't let it affect us too much- in the words of Fugazi, "You are not what you own". Really, the worst part is that I don't have that many pictures to remember Prague by. Here's some stuff I took before the first night:

This was WD inspired sequence of our Take Off from Manchester Airport.

Some clouds, possibly over Hull.

That Gaz and Loz complied this list of Tour Awards during our return flight:

Loosest Cannon - Sean (that's me, might I add that both Sewer Gidge and Tommy did street pisses on the Charles Bridge and all I did was stand on the edge of the balcony)
Owner of 'Sewer' Status - Sewer Gidge
Beer Monster - Sewer Gidge
Team Casanova - Tom B aka the Love Doctor
Most Shameless - Tommy Gore
Biggest Dirtbag - Loz
Euroist Member - ?
Shortest Fuse - Will Davis (quote: "fuck off!!!....FUCK...OFF!!!!", heard, believe it or not, after a conversation on whether it was Archimedes or Einstein that said 'Eureka!')
Trumpet Blower - Will Davis
Rail Heckler - Will Davis (no pegs)
Most Prolific Toilet Bomber - Clarky (that's graffiti, not #2's, at least I think it is)
Matt Coram Award For Contributions To Passion - Tommy Gore
Highest Number Of Mallets Thrown - Loz
Largest Singular Mallet - Gaz
Cleanest Member - Mike Siddall
Buffest Body - Loz
Best Dance Choreography - Sean
Worst Dance Choreography - Stag Doo Carlos
Tantastic - Tommy Gore
Tan-erife - Mike Siddall
Highest Contrast In The Farmers Tan Genre - Sewer Gidge
Tour Manager - Will Davis
Tour Anthem - Haddaway, 'What Is Love?'

posted by Sean @ 16:02 

 


loz said...

id like to appeal against the 'biggest dirtbag' award - clarky went for four days without a shower at one point on the tour!  


Sean said...

Good call! Clarky for Biggest Dirtbag!  


Anonymous said...

Up yours,up yours! - Clarky  


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