The happenings of last Sunday in Vegas, Hyde & Didsbury, and for no reason at all its in reverse order. We join the adventure somewhere in Hyde with attempts to ride a perfect bank to rail. Unfortunately it was located inside Fort Knox which itself was positioned only a pavements width away from the busiest road that side of the A6. It didn't go well.
That Gaz bench presses a bike- just warming up here.
Next thing, BOOM!!! Eat my Police Car. Security from one side, police the other, Tommy straddling the fence- we couldn't have been caught anymore red-handed. I think arrests were definitely on the cards, but we talked a bit and ended up with some tickets, whatever the hell they do.
Successfully getting away with it we retired to the Indian at Parrs Wood for some tea. Curry was followed by 'The Boogeyman' which was somehow worse than 'Paycheck', something I thought would've been impossible. It now takes the top spot in my bad films seen at the cinema rankings. That said, I really think there's a positive side to seeing rubbish films, the good ones are certainly made better for it and it is nice to have something to whinge about. The cinema without rubbish films would be like soap opera's without hatred and despair. Will's curry pictures:
"Uurrmmm, what curry shall I have?"
"...watching you Son."
"...no Michael, that's a homosexual."
"OOO AHHH!!!"
