Let me tell you a little about this title. We were riding the car park near Toys 'R Us in Stockport going back a few weeks now. This guy, probably about 16, approached us on a Mountain Bike, from here on he will be referred to as Billy Liar. Billy Liar wanted an Allen Key because his seat was loose. Upon fixing his seat he proceeded to hover around, doing wheelies and pretending to know about things he obviously hadn't a clue about. This went on for about a quarter of an hour until Billy Liar disclosed his racist side and we left. Now Billy Liar’s bag of Lies was massive, I couldn't keep a straight face most of the time he was speaking, and that’s not because he was funny, but because he believed he could make up anything and be taken seriously. These were Billy Liar’s two biggest hammers:
Clarky to group "It's getting colder now isn't it?"
Clarky to Billy Liar "You must be freezing, you've just got a T-shirt on"
Billy Liar to group "It's not cold"
Billy Liar lifts up T-shirt, removes one arm then the other, takes the
T-shirt completely off!
Billy Liar stands, his T-shirt clasped in one hand displaying his naked
abdomen, we've known him 90 seconds, its 9pm, the first week of October and
about 8 degrees. Billy Liar to group "...yeah the council are making us some dirt jumps, they've
given us some land and they're gonna build them"
Someone to Billy Liar "How did you get them to do that?"
Billy Liar to Someone "Well they're trying to stop all the Bramblers you see"
Someone to Billy Liar "The what?"
Billy Liar to Someone "The Bramblers, they do all like walking and stuff"
Someone to Billy Liar "Bramblers?"
Billy Liar to Someone "Yeah Bramblers, have you not heard of it? It's a French
word".Yeah so here we are Brambling around Alderley Edge.
"Just give me a minute, I'll try and look dead scared."
I'm thinking "Oh thats a good 'un, he looks well mad".
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