So here we have it, an update, brought to you by attempted blackmail and the promise of actual bodily violence.

'Bad Attitude' starring the self-proclaimed Chester Bullet

TOM HOLMES

Bjorn Gore performs miracles whilst looking not unlike Jesus (or Tatanka)

posted by Sean @ 10:34 

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Sewer Gidge pointed these absolute belters out the other day. New Years Eve Eve. Its funny cause I don't remember anybody supergluing Clarky's eyes shut, but then I suppose that's not to say it couldn't have happened.

posted by Sean @ 18:40 

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I’d best mention this really seeing as we are a photo blog and this is probably the biggest news to do with my photos to date, plus Owain wont want that mug shot (see below) coming up at the top for months on end. Well anyway, what it is is I kinda had my first picture published. I was originally going to leave it off here, but a shit load of work went into making this shot happen and I’m really pleased with how our efforts payed off. You see Owain drove us about 200 miles and got a speeding ticket all for a satellite bowl with a recently constructed fence across it. The spot you see here was nothing more than last-ditch attempt to save us from a complete waste off time. Believe me it was British as you like. I bet the other team members didn’t have to wheel-spin through seaweed for a run up in their photos. Or recuited in Hi-Vis clad Geordie Fishermen to operate the smoke machine. I image there was little in common with the other photos at all except for maybe the complete darkness in which Owain had to do them Barspins- I don’t think this shoot would’ve promoted the idea of being sponsored too much had he missed a catch. Having said that, have you seen the size of them? Who’s gonna be able to miss?





Here’s the final photo we decided upon, you can see the Shadow advert here or in the current BMX magazines.

posted by Sean @ 18:10 

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Right here's your bleedin update then, half did this weeks ago so it's all a bit old now. Firstly though, Owain's going to be a Dad any day now so good luck to him and Rachel with that. On a lighter note here he is looking like a Knob.

..... And then riding the Swimming Pool that my brothers mate Ed found near our house. It's nuts how word gets about, it took less than a week for Document Magazine to shoot photos here after this. Within a similar amount of time random passers-by were even heard talking about it at The Urbis!

Without wishing to compliment Owain too much I really can't see much better getting done on a bike here, not unless there's any takers for a Cherrypicker Drop-in on the Diving Board Pete?

Cum Slut Andy Clarke also enjoyed the Swimming Pool. Nowadays he'd rather kill it on the Hand Stilts wearing odd shoes that he wont even let you graffiti!

posted by Sean @ 22:43 

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So No Emotion's buggered off to Bristol Uni, and at the same time I find these pictures on my little camera. The Spy Worm would probably have me believe these events were entirely unrelated, however I know Richard Scarry's devious mind better. You see Dhalsim will have planned this whole thing, he'll know I'll put these on here. Then he'll be thinking there's significant variation in each picture to once and for all prove that he does in fact have emotion. Well 'None Of It', I'm not having any of it. I don't care what Bristol does, you are unavoidably 'No Emotion'.

And you ow me 3 quid.....

posted by Sean @ 23:03 

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As had been previously threatened, this one's payback for taking 50 goes then sacking it off. Check that extension. King of Street? My Arse!!!

posted by Sean @ 21:30 

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